*Aphius

I see most of you were pleased by my April fools joke, this pleases me.
As impressed and awed as you all were, I however was not impressed by DA's little Mudkip avatar joke.
Not because it was lame, but because it made people aware that it was April Fools day. This ruined the surprise of the rest of our jokes. Besides, the idea is to make people think something is happening that isn't, the avatar thing wasn't like that at all.

Anyway, the Hylian Honeys logo was put together by the talented *Lomebririon, only because I was working. He was also invaluable in helping me name and categorise all the Twilight Princess Models as well as writing part of the design document for the joke.

Some of you may be wondering why I hadn't written a new journal entry to take the joke off the front page. Well, since around the time of the joke I've been having some computer issues and just recently my computer has just decided "No more, I can't fuckin' handle it, I don't know anything about anything that's going on anymore-" CRUNCH. Lets just say it takes about half an hour to start up now.

Well, some of you may have noticed that I've been slightly neglecting my art duties over the last few... months I suppose. I'm writing this journal because I feel it's time to explain my extended abscence.

The truth is that *Lomebririon and I have been working for some time on a top secret project. Not long ago, after the realisation that the Twilight Princess models were useable, I dumped them from the disc and we spent a few days sorting and naming every model we could find. The result was the complete collection of Twilight Princess Models, ready for use at a whim.

After trying several things and even releasing some Test Renders, I decided to turn my attention to more... interesting pursuits.

The truth is that lomebririon and I have been working on the first 3D Legend of Zelda hentai game. I hope that you all as fans can accept my transition into the darker realms of my craft, and continue to support me in my endeavours. I felt that it was a necessary step, and believe that in time people will accept it.

The important part of any game, including a hentai game is that it has a great range of characters and interesting methods of play. We think that you'll be pleasantly surprised by the diversity we've managed to pack into it.

Due to the graphic nature of the content, the best screenshot I can give you is this censored one right here;



Here's the Design Document we are using:

Game Title:
Legend of Zelda: Hylian Honeys

Game Story:
A dark shadow has been cast over the land of Hyrule, the Demon Thief Ganondorf has blanketed the land of Hyrule in Twilight. Great battles are fought by brave warriors, in order to restore peace to the land; You are one such warrior, taking up sword to protect Hyrule and her fair maidens! Along your travels you realise that since all of the men have gone to war, the many women of Hyrule need someone to comfort them! It may as well be you, the Hero of Time! Do your duty! Spread comfort and release throughout the land!

Gameplay Overview:
An adult oriented game created using character models and environments from Twilight Princess. The basic premise is that as Link, the hero of Time, you meet certain female characters from the game, using your charms and uncorruptable innocence to woo, and eventually make sweet, sweet Hero Love to them. At the end, if the hero has made appropriate decisions, he may defeat the forces of evil and ride off into the sunset with his woman of choice!

Gameplay Breakdown:
Playable Character(s):

• Link: Brave, peace-loving hero.

Point of view (POV):

• First Person and Third Person camera perspectives.

Procedures/Actions:

• Primary action is choosing options to drive gameplay.


• All successful actions with a character cause your rating with them to go up.


• All unsuccessful actions cause your rating with them to go down.

Characters currently going to be Wooable:

• Zelda


• Midna


• Ilia


• Ashei


• Telma


• Hena


• Uli (Players choice of With/Without Child status)


• Iza


• The Great Fairy

Objectives

Overall Mission:
To complete the To complete the game by seducing the woman/women of your choice and restoring peace to Hyrule.

The game includes an unlockable YAOI mode, featuring characters such as:

• Shad


• Rusl


• Ganondorf


• Zant


• Fado (We believed that the fans might appreciate a farm-boy romance)

Instead of riding off into the sunset with the woman of choice, be ridden until the sun rises!

Game Rules:
-Suggested:

• Player starts default rating to each character


• Each unsuccessful action reduces your rating with that woman!


• Each successful action raises your rating with that woman!


• If rating reaches the lowest level then the player loses and can:


1. Retry


2. Choose to die alone


3. Quit to title screen




• If player reaches the end of the level successfully then Link will perform a Special victory action depending on the player’s rating

This is still a work in progress so I have a lot to add to it, but I'll be sure to keep you all posted. I look forward to your comments. ~