Look what Link found under the bed in LonLon Ranch! It's a copy of Playrule!

You wont find that in Legend of Zelda!

I'm guessing that it's probably Talon's, because Ingo is most likely a Homosexual.

He's probably doing Talon a favour by taking it before Malon finds it anyway. (plus material like that must cost a pretty rupee in Hyrule)

I tried all manner of things to get around modelling something to make the cover of that book, but in the end I just had to make up the cuccoo lady, and then I modelled her without a shirt on, in a similar pose to that of Malon in my 20,000 hits pic.
I'm wondering if I should submit a full resolution version of that shot, also wondering if I should feel guilty that the first pic I made of her was a topless shot...

Nah.

In the description I put the featured article as "The kakariko Cuccoo lady shows us her 'Milk Bottles'!" for those who don't know, this is because she gives you a bottle for the trouble of finding and returning all her Cuccoos from around Kakariko. SEXUAL INNUENDO.

This is the first in a series of pictures about items which I and ~Lomebririon find humerous that would most likely not be found in the original game.

Feel free to make a suggestion if you've got a good one you think would be funny. (I have a list)

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Remember whenever you don't full view, Link cuts a Stalchild's head off and leaves him walking around. Think of the Stalchildren.

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