You have forgotten to practice your art.
You have forgotten to put effort into your projects.
In an effort to try and be a 'real artist' you've forgotten to draw at all.
Also you forgot the straw.
This is a papercraft of The Skull of Regret
, from K.C. Green of Gunshow Comic
. It was his Pictures for Sad Children
Download for a zip file containing two PDFs, one with fold lines and edge numbers, and one without. I used the non lined one, and checked the lined one for reference as to where to fold etc.
It is designed to be printed on A3 cardstock, but if you wanted I suppose you could print it on A4, make your kids a 'My First Skull of Regret™'